This is a job for me, so every once in a while I need to “call in.” I spiked a 102 fever on Sun­day and even though it had bro­ken by Mon­day, I felt like I had been run over by a trac­tor trailer…a few times.

Since I usu­al­ly write the posts you see the day before they go live, I’m a cou­ple of days behind my nor­mal sched­ule here. Got some­thing (a lit­tle dif­fer­ent) for Wednes­day. Hope you like it. After that, I should be back on track.

Apolo­gies if your enter­tain­ment was inter­rupt­ed. I am a human being. I get sick. I also need to sur­vive cap­i­tal­ism if you want to help with that. This isn’t an appeals post, so I’m not going to spam links, but I’m sure you can fig­ure them out.