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Hi, every­one,

As part of my ongo­ing ser­vice to tell you the secrets of suc­cess (and there are secrets, my friends so don’t let any­one sell you on that “hard work and lots of read­ing” crap) I have bun­dled all my arti­cles togeth­er in the same place, and placed them with the oth­er guest blog­gers.

Because fuck Chris, that’s why.

Oh and don’t wor­ry. There will be more posts com­ing; I promise. I’m not afraid to divulge the actu­al secrets of being a suc­cess­ful writer even though estab­lished authors hate me for spilling their trade secrets. And don’t wor­ry about me get­ting caught either. The SciGuy will nev­er be able to keep me out of the com­put­er sys­tem because that idiot Chris does­n’t real­ize I’m oper­at­ing right under his nose.


The Worst Best Advice About Get­ting Start­ed
The Worst Best Advice About How to be a Famous Writer
How to Pub­lish your NaNoW­riMo Nov­el Right Away
The Mail­box: Best Answers Ever
The Worst Best Trope Advice
The Worst Best Writ­ing Advice About Read­ing
The Worst Best Tips for Writ­ing Peo­ple of Col­or
AWESOME Cook­ie Wis­dom

Ques­tions? Com­ments? Want a future arti­cle to go into more detail? Mail me through our con­tact form. Just be sure to pick the right top­ic from the drop down menu, and check the archives—particularly the F.A.Q.—to see if your ques­tion has been asked before.

If you’re enjoy­ing this blog, and would like to see more arti­cles like this one, the writer is a guy with rent and insur­ance to pay who would love to spend more time writ­ing. Please con­sid­er con­tribut­ing to my Patre­on. As lit­tle as $3/month (less-than-a-lat­te a month) will get you in on backchan­nel con­ver­sa­tions, patron-only polls, and my spe­cial ear when I ask for advice about future projects or blog changes.

Or if a one-time dona­tion (or some type of non-mon­e­tary dona­tion) is more your speed, I have a Tip Jar with all the ways to help.